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Doom's Day

Every roar gets disgruntled at the dawn. Predator gets prey or not - who cares. Who lives and who dies - who cares; the universe doesn't. Every book writer dies and doesn't live for eternity - merely a decade or a century. Every movie is forgotten due to budding artists and new rattling masterpieces. Intellectuals are now questioning the existence of time - till now measuring time was important to make self remember to remember and forget - at least till today. Whether its change or knowledge - who knows? ; it's better as knowledge. India's GDP growth rate was 9.6 in 2007 and TATA lunched NANO. Girls are females now with curvaceous bodies and sonsy attitude. I don't have enough time to recover from effect of nonexistent time to resettle my enlightened knowledge of women being of same species as us. Men are just like this - mean and meaner. What matters is Cost to Company and early breakfast.

DOOM's DAY
DOOM's DAY
DOOM's DAY

The following isn't based on a true story - it is a true story.

There was a girl working at some window shop. She was a beautiful girl partially aware of her berserk, femme fatale normal human powers. She was used to stares and drooling. She worked at the shop everyday from Monday to Saturday from 2 hours before noon to 4-5 hours post noon. She undoubtedly was a part of Customer Appeal of that shop. The glasses of the shop were clean enough to allow Adrenalined people to watch her - piece by piece, bit by bit.

One fine morning a guy of about the same age (or at least seemed) as of the girl put those Adrenalins. He stood there watching at the damsel, the parrot in the cage, the golden fish in the tank, the Alice in wonderland. He didn't move his eyes as if he found something. His eyes stopped at the first bit - her eyes. It was summer. Sun was highest in the sky and it was hot. The girl noticed him. After sometimes the girl again noticed him. His eyes were disrobing her. It was summer. Sun was highest in the sky and it was hot. He probably felt something and the girl felt winter. After sometimes she noticed him again outside without a change. She started to feel the need of more clothes to hid her textures or rather she just felt cold. After an hour or so the guy left.

The next day history repeated. Then the next day history was repeated. Quests had been starting to build up from the female's frontier. Now she searched for him, waited from him and also smiled at him. What she got was even more cold than ever - A Look, the same old and firm look.

This business went on for 21 days.

On not so much of a good day the girl's friend went to the shop just for the hell of it. She heard everything and noticed something. As expected in real world about the meaner females the guy turned out to be a total jerk in their tête-à-tête. She heard that the guy has been disturbing her from time to time - everyday staring and thereby abusing. She dragged her friend by her arms to outside towards the guy.

The guy didn't move - neither himself nor his eyes.

- "Hello! What do you want? Why are you disturbing her? Have you no shame? Don't you have any work that you come up everyday here? !@@@ &^#*#(#*(@(. (*#()&&@!@&*!!@^@. %#&*!@*(&#!*(#!*#(#(*!(#&(!&(#&!(#&!##!*##$%!#$@~^~@&#!_*)($(_$$*$. &@&$&&((*&^%^#$!~$%^&*(*. &^%$##&*()_+(^^%$#!~#&*( . "

- "I just wanted to see."

History ended. One person cried in agony.

After a few months when the vulnerable girl wasn't working anymore at the window shop went there. She stood outside the shop at the same spot and looked inside. She stood there for 30 - 40 minutes and returned with a smile on her face.